Monday, October 20, 2008

Embargo.

The Huicheng Embargo Against Stephen is a personal, emotional and financial embargo imposed on Stephen on October 19, 2008. The embargo was enacted after Stephen repeatedly ignored pleas from Huicheng to keep her company and not fall sleep before her.

The embargo was codified into law (writing it down in my cute little red diary right now) in 2008 with the stated purpose of “teaching Stephen a lesson for neglecting his Dollface”, and in fact is titled Kick-Stephen-Ass Act. The embargo restricts Stephen from receiving any communication, signs of affection, baby-talk, birhtday presents from Huicheng. The embargo is effective immediately and is lifted only at Huicheng’s pleasure. :))

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