Woke up just in time to find Cooper peeing in the bedroom.
Banished him to the toilet.
Cleaned up spot in bedroom.
Showered.
Got ready for work in the wardrobe room.
Cooper peed in the wardrobe room.
Yelled at Cooper.
Brought him to the door.
Fumbled for keys.
Cooper peed on the mat.
Dragged Cooper out the door while cursing at him.
Cooper peed for eternity.
Cleaned up mat.
Yelled at Cooper somemore.
Cleaned up mess in wardrobe room.
Threatened to drop off Cooper at the SPCA.
Made note to self to purchase more carpet cleaning detergent.
Showered (again). Had pee all over me at this stage.
Finally got to work.
Was an hour late.
And the day has just barely started.
1 comment:
oh heavens, poor dear. talk abt being pissed. And i thot My Mon was bad. :)
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