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From: Cooper Dooper [mailto:homeless.coooper@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, 20 February 2009 3:37PM
Subject: Please I need a home!
Dear Mister Van,
Due to certain unforeseen circumstances that is completely not my fault (even though you might have heard otherwise), I have been kicked out of my house.
In return for a home, I am happy to offer you the following:
1. look cute while you take me out for my walks. I'm a guaranteed babe magnet.
2. greet you at the door with my tail thumping at 50 beats a second
3. sit by your side while you watch tv
4. keep your feet warm during those cold winter months
5. entertain you with my endless puppy antics
I come with my own matching red collar, lead, food, treats and erm.. two humans. (Apologies about the humans. They might be annoying at times but they supply the food and treats.)
Would you be kind enough to welcome me into your home?
I have also attached a photo to show you how sincere (and desperate) I am.
Due to certain unforeseen circumstances that is completely not my fault (even though you might have heard otherwise), I have been kicked out of my house.
In return for a home, I am happy to offer you the following:
1. look cute while you take me out for my walks. I'm a guaranteed babe magnet.
2. greet you at the door with my tail thumping at 50 beats a second
3. sit by your side while you watch tv
4. keep your feet warm during those cold winter months
5. entertain you with my endless puppy antics
I come with my own matching red collar, lead, food, treats and erm.. two humans. (Apologies about the humans. They might be annoying at times but they supply the food and treats.)
Would you be kind enough to welcome me into your home?
I have also attached a photo to show you how sincere (and desperate) I am.
Lots of woofs,
Cooper
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